We decided to make a garden.
Mr. Right measured and re-measured. He dug up the plot. He plotted what to plant.
I say we made a garden but uhmmm…
Then Mr. Right needed to go buy the planks to make the frame. I needed to go buy a waffle maker.
Against my better judgment we decided to run errands family style.
We piled all the bugs into the Big Blue Love of My Life and while Mr. Right decided to measured again, the bugs began to do what they do best in small confined spaces, they began arguing.
I stood in the driveway while we waited for Mr. Right. I stood there and listened to the Pixie scream and The Princess yell and The Pirate laugh wickedly. The Pixie shrieked with a fierce anger once again.
Mr. Right stood with his measuring tape looking at his square of dirt and said, “I need to rethink this.”
I stood in the driveway looking at the vehicle encapsulating three ferocious, terrors and thought, “So do I.”