If you were eagerly awaiting the next installment of Three Little Bug Birthday Parties, the surprise is on you.
The Princess opted out of a party this year.
Let me make this clear, she CHOSE this.
It’s like this. She’s been experiencing some slight social dilemmas and until those are resolved she’d rather not deal with them at a party.
But she is getting pumped.
Yesterday when she was at the store with Mr. Right she announced in each aisle, “I am getting so excited, it’s my birthday in two days.”
Mr. Right said there were mothers throughout Albertsons who were gushing with excitement on her upcoming celebration.
Unfortunately the conversation would then follow like this:
You’re having a birthday? How exciting for you! Are you going to have a party?
“No.”
NO?
“No.” With a sigh, “I just don’t know who to invite.”
Then those mommies would shape their mouths into sympathetic “oh”s and pity would fill their eyes before they turned their glares of shame on Mr. Right.
He finally had to loose his way in the liquor aisle and hide behind the tortilla rack just to finish his shopping.
Hang on to your balloons, tomorrow we’ll let you know what we’re up to.