I won’t exactly admit to what happened to the entire bag of Almond Joy’s, but it was prefaced by me saying, “I could eat this whole bag of Almond Joy’s.”
And then The Princess said to me,
“Well mom…then eat your head off.”
I found this a mite disgusting, even more so than eating an entire bag of candy all by myself.
I showed her my disgust by the shocked pause in my actions.
She reconsidered her words,
“I mean…I mean…chew your heart out.”
This made us both pause and consider.
Oh honey, that was almost worse.
“Forget it.”
And she left the room.
In disgust.