Saturday, April 4, 2009

MR. RIGHT'S DINNER PREP


More than a year ago I posted about Mr. Right's dinner conversation.

More recently, this is what I heard during Mr. Right's dinner preparation one Sunday evening...


Oh you did make a mistake. OK everyone, that is why only Daddy can touch eggs.

Poop is a potty word and it is not funny.

Hey! Hey! Pee-pee is also potty word and it is not funny.

Whateeeeee. . . Whateeeeeee. . . Whateeeeee. . .

I will make you food if all of you will move away from my legs....wait, why are you all right here? Why are you all even in this room?

Pixie, why are you naked?

I am just not a fan of eggs with ketchup that's why.

Yeah, those are big grapes. They also have seeds, which I didn't realize when I bought them. Yes, you are right, they are yucky.

Oh shoot!

It's burnt...but you can still eat it.

Devil child. Devil child. (Can anyone name this movie...without using the Internet?)