Squishy is here.
Why is Squishy here?
She is going to play with the twins for a week.
She is going to feed them for a week.
She is going to wake them in the morning and put them to bed at night.
She is going to squish them whenever she wants all week long.
She is going to do all this while Mr. Right, The Princess and I go somewhere tropical and warm.
Did I say warm?
Oh yes, I said warm.