Follow these steps & you too can kill two birds with one stone.
- Read this.
- Tonight, after you've vigorously cleaned your children's teeth and they've finally, finally crashed on their pillows, pour all of their Halloween treats onto your kitchen table as a magnificent display of sugar.
- Select the items you wish to retain for your own pleasure.
- Make a sparse candy trail from your children's beds, down the stairs, around the corner and leading up to the afore mentioned table.
- Sleep in.
- Avoid making breakfast.
Ta-da!