Monday, June 25, 2012

TRICK AND TREAT


So mom, said The Princess, here is a trick to being a kid.

Please share.

OK, if you have parents who have lots of people over for dinner or a party every week, like I do, then there is a way to getting lots of dessert.

Do tell.

First you do not go in and stare at the dessert.  You will get in trouble and be told to go away, even if the adults are snacking on the treats.

When the adults finally offer dessert, eat yours but don't ask for seconds.  If you do you will be told to wait until everybody has had seconds and if you leave you might miss when they give seconds out.

So instead you stay and if there is enough to get seconds you will get some, but if there is not, then wait until the kids go play again and then you can ask an adult if you can have a gummy bear from the bowl and they will hold their stomachs and say, "Uggh, take the whole bowl.  Finish it off.  Pleeeease."

And you can eat however much you want!

Am I right?

You are right.