Not a week goes by that we aren't reminded that The Pixie has a unique personality. And how much trouble The Pirate can be when he is with her.
Driving home from school they filled the car with potty words. Probably to show off to the sucker of a kid that was with them for a "playdate". His eyes were like saucers, shocked at the filth coming from my his mild mannered school chums.
Finally Mr. Right had enough, "Pirate!" he said. "You and I are going to have a chat in your room as soon as we get home."
The Pirate, "Uh...is it good news or bad news?"
"BAD news!"
The Pixie, "Dun-dun-dun."