In the scrubbit land of clean my three oldest bugs grumble every Saturday morning.
FLOOR DAY (mwah ha ha ha)
Recently I devised a tricky way to make it easier for them.
First I set upon them the youngest bug of all.
She who makes all simple things complicated and time consuming.
Screams and frustration abound.
"MOM!! Come get her!!"
"MOM!! She is in my bowl."
"MOM!! She is drinking from my bowl."
Then I pick her up and wait.
After a moment this is what I hear,
"This is soo much easier without The Pearl."
"This is soo much quicker without The Pearl."
"Mom, don't let her do that again."
I carry her up the stairs leaving the minions below and I laugh once more, Mwah ha ha ha ha.