“AGGGhhhh…Pixie that doesn’t work!” The Princess berated her sister.
Mr. Right reminded her, Watch your words.
“But the dog is way too big for the horse!”
Duh.
So why don’t you have the horse ride the dog?
“What?! They’d be going around a ship…and up on the mast…that’d make no sense.”
That would be a double scoop of duh.