WATCH ME SHOVE IT IN REAL FAST

My birthday, my birthday.

It was last week but a few of you have asked, so I will confess...

I threw all dietary caution to the wind.

I ate doughnuts for the first part of the day, M&M's for the middle part and brownies and pie for the last.

I knew I was a year older because around 8pm my sugar tolerance gave up and I felt like ralphing.

Luckily two TUMS and ten minutes later I felt fine...well, the sugar rush was gone, but so was the need to visit the toilet.

Mr. Right invited my friends over, and most of them came.

One of them stayed home. She said she was sick with Toximia. Can you believe it? The nerve.

Tomorrow I am going to take her the pie I froze and saved for her.

That way I can rub in how much fun we had without her.