Last night I woke up and couldn't go back to sleep.
This is what I was thinking...
I know eight people that either just had a baby or will be having a baby soon. And I don't live in Utah.
I know three people who just bought a vacuum.
Two people I know fall into both of the above categories.
I know one person who kyaked me down a river and told me he thought I was great.
Mr. Right is starting to snore and he's having a birthday in a couple of weeks.
Mr. Right is starting to snore and I am starting to have problems sleeping.
Squishy is gone and I have, like, fifty books to read in the next 67 days.
At our house the B word is "boring".
At our house the S word is "stupid".
At our house the G word is "gross".
I was recently informed that the O word is "owkward".
I am pretty certain I want to live on vacation.