Me: Princess, did you like anything in particular in my talk at church today?
The Princess, politely, "Uhm, sure, I liked the scriptures you used."
I looked at her blankly, so she ad libbed on my behalf, "Wrong! I didn't USE scriptures. I was just speaking wisely in an old-fashioned language! Ha-ha-ha."
The Pixie danced by, "Old-fashioned, 80's style!"
80's style?
Oh, I get it.
Mr. Right is old fashioned because he glorifies the 80's.
Almost makes perfect sense.