Dee Dee got The Princess a set of fake stick on nails.
There is a lovely pink set, a bright blue set, a gag me green set, and all are fairly two inches long.
This morning it took 20 minutes to get them on.
It takes 3 seconds for them to pop off.
I reapplied and sent her off with a warning, I don't want to see her until she's done with them for the day.
These nails have rendered her helpless.
I hear her calling out,
"Can somebody turn on the computer for me?"
The Pixie runs in, "I will!"
"Agghh, I dropped my pencil, can somebody pick it up for me?"
The Pixie runs in, "I will!"
"Uggh...my bum itches, can somebody scratch it for me?"
The Pixie runs in, "I will!"
It took 20 minutes to get them on and less time for her to decide they should come off.
She brought them to me, "I'm done."
The Pixie runs in, "Tomorrow I want to wear the blue ones!"