Thursday, September 27, 2012

HIDDEN MEANINGS

"Oh mom look at this," said the Princess.

Yeee-up.

"This looks SO FUN!  Wow, if I break my arm can I stay in the hospital and get all this stuff?"

Mmmmm...nope.

"What?!"

But I'll tell you what, if you end up in the hospital because you need a new body part, then you can stay in the hospital and get all that stuff.

Horrified, "You mean, like. . . if . . . a shark bites off my arm, and I have to get a new one, theeeehn I get all that stuff?"

Yeee-up.

"Cheapskate."