Tuesday, November 30, 2010

WHAT HAPPENS ON THE FIRST ROW

IMG_0169The cardinal rule of blogging is to do so frequently.

Drat.

My camera is full of video so I can’t take pictures.

My mind is full of clutter so I can’t remember any funny stories.

Instead I will tell you the top ten things I heard my children say out loud during sacrament meeting on Sunday.

  1. Can I have some gum?
  2. I said I wanted a BLUE crayon!!!
  3. That man talking sounds like exactly like Mader!!! (from Pixars’ Cars)
  4. Can I have some gum?
  5. Excuse me, I just farted.
  6. I just counted to two hundred!!
  7. Can I have some g…am I going to get a bad consequence because I asked again?
  8. Am I being REALLY reverent?
  9. How much longer?
  10. I’m trying to get my penis to go down.