Saturday, September 25, 2010

FREE DAY

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FREE DAY /fri/ /dey/

–noun

1.  The Queen declares her subjects can do whatever they want as long as it does not involve stains or violence: The Queen said, “I have a headache”.

2.  The Queen declares her subjects can eat whatever and whenever they want: The Queen sighed and said, “You’re hungry again?”

3.  The Queen declares her subjects NOT responsible for anything for a determined length of time:  The Queen put down her book and said, “All right but at 5:30pm everything gets cleaned up... and I mean it.”