(an overheard Mine Craft discussion)
The Pirate: In the Xbox they have rotten flesh.
Friend: Ew.
The Pirate: Yeah. I don't even know how I would eat that.
Friend: I wouldn't eat it.
The Pirate: What would you rather eat? Rotten flesh, or pumpkin pie?
Friend: Pumpkin pie.
The Pirate: Well...what would you rather eat? Rotten flesh, or POISONED pumpkin pie?
Friend: [thinking] What does the poison do?
The Pirate: Nothing. It's fake poison. It's just water.
I think I know what I would choose - just saying.