In the elementary class's December newsletter, we saw the class had listed their favorite things.
I was not surprised by The Pixie's list.
I was a little surprised by The Pirate's list. One of the two things he listed we don't actually have so...not sure what he's talking about.
The kick in the pants was what Classmate Sean said.
And yes, he's talking about our one and only; because "she's so funny".