Hello world,
At five months I am in the 50% percentile of everything.
I disguise this fact with my gargantuan cheeks.
Which are also fun to kiss.
I pretend I am shy. Sometimes I will laugh and smile at people, but as soon as they look at me I shut it down.
This makes a good joke.
I love peas and sweet potatoes. Not so much the squash.
I can roll over both ways – but it takes a lot of effort. Those cheeks you know.
If I do get on my tummy I grunt a lot and bang my forehead on the ground while my feet catapult me forward.
It might take me all day, but I can head slam my way across the floor.
Except sometimes my determination is interrupted by a fit of passionate yelling.
I am also very ticklish.
I LOVE my bed and refuse to sleep anywhere else.
Fortunately. And unfortunately.
I also love The Princess. I suppose it’s because she was homeschooled, and has been around me almost as much as Mother and Dad. Only, frankly, she’s cuter than them.
I love the twins as well. They are a hoot. When The Pirate is on duty he sings me his math sums. Not sure what to do with that at this point – but still, amusing.
The Pixie mostly rolls around arbitrarily in front of me which is surprisingly entertaining. She also kisses me and moves my limbs around for me in random directions, which is creative on her part.
Until next time.
Love,
The Pearl