At school the twins lovely teacher, Mrs. Skaga asked, Did your mom have a baby?
The looked at her mystified, “No.”
Well, Pirate, when you were nominated as Otter of the Month for our class, your mom came to the assembly and she was carrying a baby. Was she babysitting a baby?
“No.”
Who’s baby did she have?
She told me that they looked at her blankly and then shrugged, “We don’t know.”
