Guest reader.
Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom will you call Ms. McKay right now and ask if I can read to her class?
Princess, I am actually IN the shower!
Mom, mom, mom, mom, are you going to call for my playdate right now?
I just got OUT of the shower!
Mom, mom, mom, mom, when are you going to start making breakfast?
I just barely walked into the kitchen.
Mom, mom, mom, what are you going to make for breakfast?
I think…nothing.
What?
Nothing. If I do one of you will start complaining at me. I can’t handle that any more this morning.
Well mom, it’s just not a perfect world is it?