Dear Guests,
You are going to have a positively lovely time while visiting us. At first I thought - let's plan for a dull time but Mr. Right convinced me that with all the money you are spending to get here we have to make it worth your while.
I said, Fine.
Lylario and Southern Belle- you will be staying in the Boys Suite. While you do have a 2:1 ratio of girls to boy, it was the only available “actual” bed which we felt would be appreciated by Southern Belle in her particular condition. You will be just down the hall from the bright green bathroom. Don't be deceived by our choice of words. It is, indeed, very bright green.
Dee Dee and Law Man - you will be staying in the spacious Master Suite. We think this will accommodate your needs and offer you the least amount of stress during your late nights staying up with an infant - should you decide to do so. You will have your own private bathroom as well. Only it won't be very private because you will have to share it with us.
Vassee - you will be staying in the Christmas room. This is by far our largest living area. It is also the most public which has advantages. For example, you will be the first to smell oatmeal cooking in the morning (oh think of the delight!) and on Christmas Eve Santa will personally pay you a visit. (Our children are giggly with excitement in your behalf.)
Lovergies - you will be rooming with Vassee. It is a well known family secret that Vassee is the most loved of all the Kneisly clan (with Southern Belle a close second) and in this way we guarantee you too will enjoy your time with us. We also know how much you love oatmeal and the bright pitter patter of hungry children every morning and knew you would feel particularly welcomed in this way.
Food.
The cook, with the greatest pleasure she can offer, has completed her savourous menu. Not a finger will you have to lift when it comes to meal time.*
Here at our house we understand the deeply rooted emotions connected to baking during the holiday season. With that in mind the pantry has been stocked (by Mr. Right) with chocolate, nuts, spices, marshmallows, Chex cereals, sugars and flour. Our kitchen is your kitchen.
Now for the entertainment.
Your mornings may be spent at your leisure, afternoon outings can be scheduled as you desire (there is baking, crafting, reading, and movies to watch), but your evenings you must leave to us! I will say nothing more except - every evening will further your enjoyment of the Christmas season here in the Pacific Northwest.
That way, when the holiday is over you will return to your respective homes, put your suitcases back in storage, sit on your couch and say, "Yes indeed. It was worth our while."
We anticipate your upcoming visit with much excitement!
Love
Three Little Bugs and Staff
*Due to the current economy we have let go the cleaning crew. We suggest you pitch in during meal clean up other wise you'll be pitched. And we mean that in the nicest way possible.