Sunday, October 18, 2009

THE REST OF THE STORY

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As sick as I am of Disney World (it only took 750 pictures to do it to me) I felt one last post was in order.

The above shot represents 85% of my interactions with The Pixie over the course of the entire week we were there.

Her “up???” and my “NO.”  was our standard communication.

So she found someone else to comply to her demands… dw9a dw9cdw9e dw9bdw9ddw9f

And for your benefit…these are some of my DW tips:

You might look like an idiot wearing the same color as your spouse – but it’s easy to spot them when they wander off.

You might feel like an idiot wearing the same color as your child – but it’s easy to tell the Cast Members what your child is wearing when you loose them.  Because you WILL loose them.

It’s only worth going if you have the Free Dining Plan.  (Unless you LIKE spending $1700 worth on food.)

Have your Nana pack yummy snacks, then make her carry them all day long – even if you don’t want them.

Tell your bugs you will only buy one keepsake and then when you buy two they will think you are the best queen ever.

When you buy two keepsakes make your Nana pay for half of it.

Have your Papa come.  He will laugh at your jokes even when he is exhausted and hot and wondering why you talked him into this.  Maybe he will even bring doughnuts. 

Have your Papa buy a Hidden Mickey’s book.  You will have loads of fun finding them.

Don’t do more in a day than your bugs can do.  (And since bugs can go go go, your Papa can take a rest if he needs one.)

One of your days, and this is important, let your Mr. Right take your bugs swimming while you sit back and read your book.

And this, for the last time, is the rest of the story…