Proof that I actually DO share my doughnuts.
I am not a selfish pig.
I love my children more than my doughnuts.
I love my children's messy little fingers more than my doughnuts.
I love my children's messy little fingers more than my doughnuts.
I love my children's sweet smiley faces more than my doughnuts.
I love how they are very, very quiet when they are eating my doughnuts.